Friday, February 26, 2010

Apolo Ohno- Too Hot to Trot
















Name: Apolo Anton Ohno
Birthday: May 22, 1982
It's official. I have found a hot menz who can probably do almost anything. His name? Apolo Ohno. Raised in Washington, this Olympic athlete has won over 8 medals in Winter Olympics over the years, more than any athlete has ever won. Amazing, right?
His dad, Yuki Ohno, owned and worked at a salon while Apolo was a child, which I guess explains Apolo's funky facial hairstyle (can you say...smexy soul patch?). Apolo's mother left the family before his first birthday, and Yuki admitted that it was hard to balance parenting and working. So he put Apolo into swimming and skating practices to keep him occupied and out of trouble.
When he was 12, Apolo won the Washington state championship in the breaststroke, proving his worth in swimming. Nonetheless, he preferred skating over swimming, thanks to watching the 1994 Olympics. His father, wanting to promote his son's dream, drove him to competitions through northwest America and some of Canada. Apolo won several of the meets, and after that, Yuki got his son admitted into the Lake Placid Olympic Training Center, despite his age being under the admission limit.
At first, Apolo's participation with skating was minimal. That is, until his friends nicknamed him "Chunky" (he liked pizza...). The new name his friends gave spurred him on to practice, and, despite not making the Junior World Team in 1997, he won medals in the US Senior Championships and relocated to train with senior athletes of the sport. And he was only 14.
Apolo worked his way up the speed skating ladder until he reached the qualifying rounds for the 2002 Winter Olympics, where trouble would start to brew. During the qualifying trials for the US Olympic team, which Apolo and fellow skater Rusty Smith had already won, both skaters were accused of throwing the race. Shani Davis, another skater and friend of the accused, needed to win the race in order to make the US team, and when he crossed the finish line first, followed by Rusty and then Apolo. Rumors began to spread, claiming that the two had purposefully lost in order to get their friend onto the team.
The issue was held in front a panel of the United States Olympic Committee. Apolo, Rusty, and Shani tried to explain their innocence, and eventually, because there was no real proof, they were found innocent. But Apolo's problems were far from over.
At the 2002 Winter Olympics, Apolo raced and lost to South Korean Kim Dong-Sung. The gold medal was not awarded because Apolo claimed that Kim was blocking him. The officials determined that he was right, and Kim was disqualified. This removal sent South Korea into an angry frenzy. Apolo and the International Olympic Committee were flooded with hate mail and negativity, and Apolo became one of the main receptors of South Korean hate.
Despite his obstacles, Apolo continued on a rise to fame in America. He became the face of the his sport, charming fans across the nation. A world of other opportunities has opened itself to him, including fundraisers, business development, and even a job in entertainment. That's right, Apolo Ohno has official proof that he can, since he competed on and won the fourth season of Dancing With the Stars.
Yep, Apolo Ohno has to be hottest ice skater I've ever seen. I was introduced to his existence only a few days ago, when my friend showed me a picture of him on her phone. My life was changed forever, and yours will be, too, when you realize that nothing's hotter than an athlete.
Boikrasees Foreva,
Misstina
***Note: No, you are not witnessing Apolo in some of nudity campaign. What you see is Apolo's participation in Product Red's campaign to reduce AIDS/HIV in impoverished countries. See? He's a sweetie, not a freak.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Eric Dane- Too Hot to Trot




Middle Name: William



Eric William Dane may very well be most known for his always attractive role on ABC's "Grey's Anatomy". But he's had many a role before that. The San-Francisco-born Jew has been in a number of TV sitcoms, dramas, and movies.
Though he'd had a number of small roles and a few featured parts, such as a two-season long part in the hit TV series, Charmed, Dane's most current and popular role has to be his role as Dr. Mark Sloan of Grey's Anatomy. Nicknamed "McSteamy" by another character on the show, Eric Dane caught the eyes of viewers across the nation. And in the show's third season, when Dane emerged from a bathroom dripping wet and covered only by a perfectly placed towel, viewers were hooked.
Now, if you were to look on the list of celebrities with sex tapes, you will see Dane's name in black and white. McSteamy was apparently having a little too much fun playing doctor with his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, and former Miss Teen USA contestant Kari Ann Peniche. The video, which was posted online, featured Dane, his wife, and the beauty queen nude and under the influence of alcohol and drugs.
But the tape, real or not, did not affect Dane's career negatively. His role on the show was not jeopardized, if not made more famous. And he is on the cast for a new role alongside his fellow Grey's Anatomy costar, Patrick Dempsey, for a new movie coming soon.
Tape or no tape, Eric Dane is a de-luscious hunk. His eyes are simply stunning, and his body? Unbelievable. If I were that bowl, and I were in his hands, I'd smile, too.
Boikrasees Forever,
Misstina

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Gaspard Ulliel- Too Hot to Trot




Sign: Sagittarius

This yummy French croissant has the heat to make every girl's stomach ache with hunger. Maybe it's the ever-so-enchanting eyes. Or maybe it's the subtle sexiness hidden in his every muscle. No matter what the case, there's something to love about this delicious French beau.
Gaspard was born in France, to a runway show producer mother and a stylist father. In his early years, the daring six-year-old decided to attempt to ride a dog like one would ride a horse. Unfortunately, Gaspard ended up wounded, with a scratch to his cheek that would result in his forever-resembling-a-dimple scar.
Not that his injury has been detrimental to his career. Gaspard has had a number of roles in French films and some American ones, including his role as the disturbing young Hannibal Lecter, and his part in the film, "A Very Long Engagement", that won him an award for Most Promising Actor. And in addition to his cinematic successes, he has landed a job as the current face of Longchamp, a French luxury and leather goods company.
Now I have to say, one of the main reasons I found myself so interested in Gaspard Ulliel is not for one of the roles he did get, but for one he didn't. As many of you readers know, Edward Cullen, of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight", is supposed to be a dazzlingly beautiful vampire. Fans across America nominated Gaspard for the part in the movie rendition, and he quickly rose to fame in the US for a period of time. But alas, for reasons I'm not certain of, Gaspard was not chosen, and we now have Robert Pattinson to call Edward.
Some may say that this was a worse decision, and some may it was a good choice. Personally, I believe it was good. Not because I support Robert Pattinson over Gaspard Ulliel, but because I believe that Robert Pattinson fits the role better. But if you were ever to ask me which one I'd like to swim in deeper waters with, I'd most definitely say Gaspard Ulliel.
Boikrasees forever,
Misstina

Friday, October 9, 2009

Channing Tatum- Too Hot to Trot



Full name::::: Channing Matthew Tatum

Born in Alabama and raised in Mississippi, this Southern-born gentleman will have every Southern belle talking. Whether it's the sweetly rugged smile or the hard, chiseled abs, there's something to love about Channing Tatum.
Channing has quite the list of accomplishments behind him, including music videos, modeling shoots, and ever-so-successful movies. But despite his many talents, Channing's body has always been one of the main attractions (at least for me!).
And along wtih all his accomplishments, he's talented, ladies. Channing was a total jock in high school, and he was so good, he was offered a football scholarship. But he turned it down, deciding instead to return home and pursue a few "odd jobs". One in particular, being the job of exotic dancing. *raises eyebrow*
But Channing can dance for real, too, as proven by his parts in music videos and his dance-themed movie, Step Up, in which he played a rough street kid who dreamed of a better life. With that movie, Channing Tatum was able to bring credit back to white guys everywhere, because he proved it. White boys can dance. I personally believe that he deserves some extreme acknowledgement for proving that well-doubted fact.
Unfortunately, ladies, Channing Matthew Tatum is taken. But, on the upside, at least it was one of our own. Channing married his Step Up costar, Jenna Dewan, in July of 2009, despite his own apparent attraction for hot menz (as he announced on television). We, as women, can rejoice in the fact that we one-upped the boys and stole this severely smexy hottie for our side. Even if he is happily married.
Regardless, Channing Tatum will forever be one my favorites, no matter what or who he is.

Boikrasees foreva,
Misstina

Monday, September 21, 2009

Taylor Lautner- Too Hot to Trot



Middle Name- Daniel
Nickname- TayLaut, Sexy Beast

Hmmm.....where do I begin? I mean, just looking at him makes it hard to keep my composure. *sighs and tilts head* yummy.
Well, I guess I'll start at the beginning. Taylor Daniel Lautner is the son of Deborah and Daniel Lautner, and he's got a little sister, Makena. He's of German, Dutch, French, and some Native American descent, so he's all kinds of mixed. I guess that's what gives him that wonderfully de-luscious caramel-toned skin. yum.
From age six to age thirteen, this multicultural hottie studied karate and martial arts, and he won a world championship martial arts competition at only eleven. I'm telling you, this boy, no this man, is a BEAST.
To add to his great BEAST-ness, he's everyone's favorite Native American werewolf, Jacob Black! And to be able to play that role, he had beef up. Major. And he did: 30 pounds' worth of new muscle for new moon. It's unbelievably wonderful.
Of course, when you think about Taylor Lautner, you can't help but think about where it is he's come from. No, I don't mean his hometown of Grand Rapids, Michigan, I mean his career. Sure, he's had some cartoon voiceovers and roles on TV shows, and even a preteen-romantic role alongside one of my favorite actresses, Alyson Stoner, in "Cheaper By the Dozen 2". But there's one role that everyone remembers when they think of Taylor Lautner: Sharkboy. Yes, that was him, at age thirteen, in "The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D". Now, some people may think that was a good movie, but.....well, my vision of it is that we all have bumps in our roads, and Sharkboy was one of Taylor's. Although I must say, if he wasn't in it, it would've had a much lower quality. Think about that.
So, yes. There's so much that one can say about the amazingly sexy beast of god, Taylor Daniel Lautner. But the most important thing to remember? Taylor Lautner is an amazing gift to all of female humanity, and some male humanity, because he is "Too Hot to Trot".
Boikrasees Foreva,
Misstina
P.S.:::::: TayLaut's got a real thick neck there. A certain fellow blogger will know what I mean. Don't you ever forget.



Proper Terminologies

To my dear fellow boikrasees, I would like to explain my terminologies.
Beautiful:::::: He was crafted by angels. His face is almost flawless, and he's got this whole goodness about him. You love to look at him because he's just.....beautiful. :D

Too Hot to Trot::::::: Fire has nothing on him. His face, his eyes, his body, everything about him screams "Hottie!" He's so hot, you'd burn against his flesh. Hmm. He's the definition of a sexy beast.

Hot:::::::: He's got a major cuteness about him. His face is lovely, and he's the type of guy that would be your considerably-not-bad-looking friend.

Hope that helps y'all understand the list better!
-Misstina

Alex Pettyfer- Too Hot to Trot








Full name:::: Alexander Richard Pettyfer

This sexy, shirtless beau knows how to work what he's got. Mm-hmm. He's the son of a famous model and an actor, so it must be in his blood. This English actor has been in many different roles from spy to schoolboy, including one alongside the charming Emma Roberts. He's also modeled for a number of Burberry ads, proving once again that the modeling trait in his blood.
On a more important level, Alex Pettyfer has seven tattoos, including a Celtic cross on his chest, Arabic script on the inside of his right arm, the words, "What Goes Around Comes Around" on his right shoulder, the letters "ER" (Emma Roberts, anyone?) inside interlinking hearts on his right wrist and a Kanji script on his lower waist.
Alexander Richard Pettyfer is delicious. He can model, act, and flex his yummy muscles. Mmm. He is definitely worth the title of "Too Hot to Trot".
Boikrasees Foreva,
Misstina